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Five Things You Don't Want To Hear From Tech Support.

- "Duuuuuude! Bummer!"

- "In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect."

- "Your problem can be fixed, but you're going to need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape and a car battery."

- "Press 1 for Support.
   Press 2 if you're with

      ‘60 minutes.'
   Press 3 if you're with

    the FTC."

- "Hold on a second, please 
   ... Mom! Timmy's hitting
   me!"

Computer Geek Pick-Up Lines

• - Nice Set of Floppies !
• - Hey, how 'bout I take off
    your cover and insert a
    bigger CPU.
• - I'd like to play on your
    laptop.
• - Need me to unzip your  
    files?
• - If you were an ISP I'd dial   you all day long.
• - I'd like to boot up your PC
• - I'll bet my hard drive is
    the biggest you've ever
    seen.
• - I've got a 21 inch...
    (monitor)
• - I'd get a T3 to watch your streaming video...
• - Your homepage or mine?

Computer Errors Haiku

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

The Web site you seek
Can not be located but
Countless more exist.